I've got a complaint....

Why is it during this time of year when all the Daisies are in bloom all the commercials are "These are Crazy Daisy Days" or better yet; "Go crazy for Daisies"???? Then everyone assumes that this is ok for them to associate me with... guess what? I don't like being called crazy. I've had enough of that foolishness in my life. I'm too old for that. I don't think it's endearing. I've seen enough crazy people in my days and I'm not into that sort of thing. I try real hard to not let people drive me crazy... trust me it's not easy - heck just growing up in a family of 6 was enough! So please, don't call me crazy... not even the alternative which would be lazy.. hate that one too. UNLESS.... you're old enough to remember the Daisy Bell song...."Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do! I'm half crazy, All for the love of you! It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet upon the seat On a bicycle made for two." Not many people know that song. Only my very old patients who I took care of in the 80s and 90s would sing that. I've not heard it since then. Shucks, - I just remembered - I was once asked by a patient "what's your name?" after I said "my name is Daisy, and I've been assigned to take care of you today" he said "Daisy?!" .... "That's a DOG'S name!" I said "well... that wasn't very nice" he said "honey, I'm 80... I don't have to be nice anymore... I earned my place here to say what I want" .... got it and I never forgot it. I guess I have another 40 years before I can say to people... "Puuulllleeeeezzzz don't call me crazy!"